white boys’ haircuts be like
hey i'm auden and you have to admit my blog is hilarious
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant
i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.
sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.
karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.
that’s what little girls are made of