elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

emoij:

2007 heart break

emoij:

2007 heart break

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.